Someone should probably document all those [[monster|monsters]] I've heard about!
Well? Get to it! I'm certainly not going out there. Monsters are dangerous.
<note important>This is //only// a list. For a non-Wiki of Lies //catalogue// (including descriptions too!) try [[http://goo.gl/rpBGe|this link]]. It's player maintained and publicly editable. All thanks to [[rosemoo|Rosemoo]] for making it!</note>
====== The List of Monsters On Improbable Island(In Alphabetical Order)======



Admiral Flufferson

[[Ambush Hamster]]

[[Animated Aubergine]]

Army of Hippopotami

[[Atinlay Igpay]]

[[Bartender]]

[[Bats]] 

[[Bear Tied to Back of Another Bear]]

Blonde Heiress

Bluebird of Happiness

Book of Riddles

Broadway Extras

Bumbling Ally

[[Car Insurance Gecko]]

Carrot Top

[[Cats and rats and elephants]]

[[Cereal Killer]]

Chili Chef

[[Chimpanzees]]

Crazed Tech Support Rep

[[Crazy Audrey]]

[[Creature From a Dodgy Anime]]

The Daughter of The Devil

[[Death or Cake Man]]

Delusional Blue Spandex-Wearing Lunatic

The Devil

The Devil in a Blue Dress

The Devil in some Darling Open-Toed Heels

[[Don of the Dead]]

[[Dopplegangers]]

Drunken Nudist

Dust Bunny

[[Everquest Junkie]]

[[Ferryman]]

Field Mouse

Fire-Breathing Kangaroo

Flying Spaghetti Monster

[[The Giant Tattoo Mutant]]

[[Golden Goose]]

Gordon the Cheese Eater

[[Gothic Romantic Heroine]]

[[The Government]]((See [[evil]]))

[[Green alligators]]

Grunting Piggy

Haberdasher

Heart of Stone

Hiker

Huge Magnifying Glass

[[Improbability Drive|The Improbability Drive]]((Nonsense.))

[[Insane Proctologists]]

[[Invisible Man]]

Iron Chef

[[JerkyGangers]]

[[The Jerkymaster]]

[[JesusthePirateNinja|Jesus the Pirate Ninja]]

[[Lex Luthor]]

[[Lions|Lions]]

Llamahawk

[[London Omnibus]]

Kentucky Fried Zombie

[[Cat|Kittens]] 

[[Long-necked geese]]

[[Madness Duck]]

Malevolent Burly Man((Some monsters have "Lethal", "Malignant", "Savage", "Deadly", "Dangerous", "Malevolent", and "Elite" variants. These are have increased HP and are sometimes higher levels than their standard counterparts.\\ Monster levels range from 1 to 17.))

[[Malfunctioning Rice Cooker]]

[[Man from deep, deep, dark, dark, deep, dark woods]]

Man from the Ministry

Mel Gibson

[[Member of Doktor Improbable Lovers Anonymous]]

[[Mighty Magpie|The Mighty Magpie]]

[[Militant Pacifist]]

[[Octophant]]

Occam's Razorback

[[Old Crippled Beggar]]

The Other White Meat

[[Over-full Bookcase]]

Paper Tiger

Polar Bear

Pope

Potted Plant

[[Pretentious Jerks]]

[[Procrastination]]

Professional Romance Writer

[[The Psychedelic Mushroom of Eternal Chaos]]

Pushme Pullyew

[[Lie|Quest Monsters]]

Rabbits 

Radioactive Dinosaur

[[Rank Ten Difficulty]]

Rap Scallions

[[Robot|Robots]] 

[[Rude Duplicate Monster]]

Shady Trees

Shining Happy People

Skronky Rain

SKUB Activists

[[Sigmund Freud]]

Sinister Dexter

[[Slash Fanfic]]

[[Small Child]]

Small Piglet

Society of British Bedstead Men

[[Socktopus]]

[[Some humpty-back camels]]

[[Someone with caterpillars in their vagina]]

[[Someone's Grandfather]]

Sorority Girl in Nightie

[[Spiderkitty]]

[[Stonehenge]]

[[This Guy]]

That Guy

The Right Hemisphere of Your Brain

Thin Air

Thing from the Back of the Fridge

Three Toed Sloth

Tom Cruise

Tree((Level 17. I hate it.))

Ugly Harpy

[[The Undead Dreaming Catfish God]]

[[Ursa Minor]](([[Srsly]]))

Vampires ((Not to be confused with [[Charm Vampires]] such as [[That spoony bard|Seth]] and Emily))

[[Velociraptor]]

Violins

[[The Watcher]]

[[The War on Improbability]]

[[Veteran Player]]

[[Winged Pistachio]]

Yet Another "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Ref

Your Mum

[[Your Own Tongue]]

your own trap((sic))

Your Future Self

Your Past Self

Your Present Self

your violent allergy to bullets

Zombie Puppy

[[Zombie Worm]]