Someone should probably document all those [[monster|monsters]] I've heard about! Well? Get to it! I'm certainly not going out there. Monsters are dangerous. This is //only// a list. For a non-Wiki of Lies //catalogue// (including descriptions too!) try [[http://goo.gl/rpBGe|this link]]. It's player maintained and publicly editable. All thanks to [[rosemoo|Rosemoo]] for making it! ====== The List of Monsters On Improbable Island(In Alphabetical Order)====== Admiral Flufferson [[Ambush Hamster]] [[Animated Aubergine]] Army of Hippopotami [[Atinlay Igpay]] [[Bartender]] [[Bats]] [[Bear Tied to Back of Another Bear]] Blonde Heiress Bluebird of Happiness Book of Riddles Broadway Extras Bumbling Ally [[Car Insurance Gecko]] Carrot Top [[Cats and rats and elephants]] [[Cereal Killer]] Chili Chef [[Chimpanzees]] Crazed Tech Support Rep [[Crazy Audrey]] [[Creature From a Dodgy Anime]] The Daughter of The Devil [[Death or Cake Man]] Delusional Blue Spandex-Wearing Lunatic The Devil The Devil in a Blue Dress The Devil in some Darling Open-Toed Heels [[Don of the Dead]] [[Dopplegangers]] Drunken Nudist Dust Bunny [[Everquest Junkie]] [[Ferryman]] Field Mouse Fire-Breathing Kangaroo Flying Spaghetti Monster [[The Giant Tattoo Mutant]] [[Golden Goose]] Gordon the Cheese Eater [[Gothic Romantic Heroine]] [[The Government]]((See [[evil]])) [[Green alligators]] Grunting Piggy Haberdasher Heart of Stone Hiker Huge Magnifying Glass [[Improbability Drive|The Improbability Drive]]((Nonsense.)) [[Insane Proctologists]] [[Invisible Man]] Iron Chef [[JerkyGangers]] [[The Jerkymaster]] [[JesusthePirateNinja|Jesus the Pirate Ninja]] [[Lex Luthor]] [[Lions|Lions]] Llamahawk [[London Omnibus]] Kentucky Fried Zombie [[Cat|Kittens]] [[Long-necked geese]] [[Madness Duck]] Malevolent Burly Man((Some monsters have "Lethal", "Malignant", "Savage", "Deadly", "Dangerous", "Malevolent", and "Elite" variants. These are have increased HP and are sometimes higher levels than their standard counterparts.\\ Monster levels range from 1 to 17.)) [[Malfunctioning Rice Cooker]] [[Man from deep, deep, dark, dark, deep, dark woods]] Man from the Ministry Mel Gibson [[Member of Doktor Improbable Lovers Anonymous]] [[Mighty Magpie|The Mighty Magpie]] [[Militant Pacifist]] [[Octophant]] Occam's Razorback [[Old Crippled Beggar]] The Other White Meat [[Over-full Bookcase]] Paper Tiger Polar Bear Pope Potted Plant [[Pretentious Jerks]] [[Procrastination]] Professional Romance Writer [[The Psychedelic Mushroom of Eternal Chaos]] Pushme Pullyew [[Lie|Quest Monsters]] Rabbits Radioactive Dinosaur [[Rank Ten Difficulty]] Rap Scallions [[Robot|Robots]] [[Rude Duplicate Monster]] Shady Trees Shining Happy People Skronky Rain SKUB Activists [[Sigmund Freud]] Sinister Dexter [[Slash Fanfic]] [[Small Child]] Small Piglet Society of British Bedstead Men [[Socktopus]] [[Some humpty-back camels]] [[Someone with caterpillars in their vagina]] [[Someone's Grandfather]] Sorority Girl in Nightie [[Spiderkitty]] [[Stonehenge]] [[This Guy]] That Guy The Right Hemisphere of Your Brain Thin Air Thing from the Back of the Fridge Three Toed Sloth Tom Cruise Tree((Level 17. I hate it.)) Ugly Harpy [[The Undead Dreaming Catfish God]] [[Ursa Minor]](([[Srsly]])) Vampires ((Not to be confused with [[Charm Vampires]] such as [[That spoony bard|Seth]] and Emily)) [[Velociraptor]] Violins [[The Watcher]] [[The War on Improbability]] [[Veteran Player]] [[Winged Pistachio]] Yet Another "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Ref Your Mum [[Your Own Tongue]] your own trap((sic)) Your Future Self Your Past Self Your Present Self your violent allergy to bullets Zombie Puppy [[Zombie Worm]]