==== Mindbleach ====

== What is it? ==

 * Mindbleach is a special drink for use during standard brain-washing and information security procedures.

 * Mindbleach is carefully blended from three different kinds of standard bleach, ethanol, unstable improbability, hallucinogens, carcinogens, trace amounts of uranium, our special ingredient and pure mountain spring water.((Now available in strawberry **and** blue raspberry!))

 * The special ingredient is a highly volatile synthetic bio-chemical compound, synthesized from a mutant strain of smallpox.

== What does it do? ==

 * It selectively destroys memories. Forever.((Past side-effects have included complete memory loss, complete memory gain and sterility.))

== If its so dangerous, why did someone just offer some to me? Are they trying to brain-wash me? ==

 * Possibly. Especially likely if you're good-looking.

 * If you have recently seen something traumatic, such as naked Squat Tor or nude sun-bathing Bernard, then this offer may be an act of charity. Remember to thank them in advance!