The Mighty Magpie is a improbable monster added for Season 1((Along with [[the Giant Tattoo Mutant]] and [[the Psychedelic Mushroom of Eternal Chaos]].)) that attacks with its Beak of Doom. The Mighty Magpie is either harmed by or attracted by Jewelery, but no one can remember which while editing this wiki page.  If you must have jewelry, check in [[Improbable Central]].  Look for the bird in the [[jungle]] near [[Kittania]], [[Improbable Central]] and [[NewHome]] ((Potentially this bird can be found near other [[cities]] as well, but that [[rumor]] remains <del>unconfirmed</del> <del>confirmed by Max Dougwell</del>, unconfirmed by <del>//reputable//</del> <del>//foolish//</del> **//[[smart|intelligent]]//** sources.)).

Typically contestants will not hear the Magpie's approach and will have no time to run away like scared little SpiderKittens. If you decide to fight it, expect to take major damage.  If you do somehow manage to kill it, the thousands((Yes, thousands. Sometimes.)) of experience points you earn may make it worth the risk.