===== Whuh? Oh, right. Meremidia. =====
==== Let's get started. I guess. ====
This specimen originally hails from a semi-bucolic region of the Canadian prairies where the phone book for a community of five thousand will only contain approximately ten different last names. It is rumoured she was merely one month into her winter semester of her second year at [[lie|college]], nearing the end of the fabled and freezing month of January when in a sudden rare fit of free [[time]] and [[delusion]], she turned on the television.
Hell if we know why.
The poor abused bunny ears picked up on an unusual signal; Merry's normal range of three and a half channels suddenly turned to five, the sound of a handful of exploding incandescent bulbs could be beheld, the line to her cell phone was cut(([[SRSLY]])), and the doors were kicked in.
Winnipeg's windchill index of minus 49 degrees Celsius((That's -253.2 Fahrenheit.)) abruptly became replaced with the balmy, improbability-riddled atmosphere of [[improbable_island|the Island]].
==== And then, some stuff. ====
At the time, there were only two pages of registered [[newbie|contestants]] and Merry figured she not only had ideal temperatures in which to breathe, but room to do so. This [[illusion]] was quickly shattered, however, upon the inhalation of a mosquito the size of a [[crazy_audrey|hedgehog]], followed by a rapid influx of [[liars|others]] who had been unfortunate enough to tune their retinas to the tube.
Merry cannot quite recall the details of her initial entrance to the clan [[sweet|Rockin' Into Mordor]], perhaps since she had been somewhat hammered at the time((And as she had never engaged in bouts of drunkenness prior to [[improbable_island|the Island]], this happened all too rapidly.)), but nevertheless became an officer then a leader amidst her fits of confusion. Upon the passage of the [[soothsayer|apocalypse]] and subsequent arrival into the [[season_one|new age]], she reinstated the clan((No doubt in the midst of another horrible paroxysm of confusion.)) and is obsessed more or less intent upon rebuilding the clan [[buff|buffs]]. So it's probably a good thing she isn't one of the [[midget|Thieving Midget Bastards]].
Somewhere along the line, she was lingering idly in the [[pub|Prancing Spiderkitty]] when [[the Jerkymaster]] came through on yet another [[quest|Dan-induced rampage]], it is assumed, spewing gouts of plasma left and right. The hole that was consequently blown through Merry's torso was quickly attended to by [[Rosin]], [[Snickerer]], and [[Kassil]], and now this specimen wanders the Island bearing a life-support system of black forest cake and tubing filled with [[Joker Special]]. She has since become something between a [[human]] and a [[Joker]], and heads up meetings of the [[Quilting and Arson Committee]] which occur every second Pungenday. Meremidia is also quite [[love|single]].
She has actually since become a sort of ghostie, wandering the island, receiving all sorts of nice things yet completely unable to do anything about it and generally is not mentally present anyway.((But-but we LOVES the ghosties so!!!))