====== meareaperson ======

===== Quick Tips =====
  * person doesn't bite! Partly because he doesn't have teeth, but mostly because he loves attention.
  * Feel free to pick him up! He **loves** attention, just don't pet his underbelly((er... or equivalent)), he doesn't like it.
  * He's surprisingly quick for a clump of hair...
  * He steals food. And eats((or equivalent)) it. He doesn't have any digestive organs though, so it just kind of stays inside of him. You can get it back though, not saying how though.
  * **ON THAT NOTE:** **//DO NOT//** reach into him for any reason. He's normally thick and luscious enough to keep petting hands from penetrating him, but if you go in past the wrist, you're asking for one less hand.

===== History: the abridged series =====
meareaperson was a normal person, as his name would suggest, until a horrible accident involving 300 kg of Improbability Bombs turned him into a flying giant purple superhero!((Except for being giant.))((And Flying..))((And he's not purple...))((He's like the opposite of a superhero too........))((//OKAY OKAY, GAWD FINE.//))
He **//actually//** got turned into one of the most adorable((hideous)) creatures on the Island.

Now, he's traded in((been forced to give up)) his bad grammar for effective linguistic mutism((Goodness, large words.))((HE CAN'T SPEAK, PEOPLE.)). He's also the puffiest, fluffiest, and sweetest thing you could see this side of the Island((except Eggbert,))((meareaperson's fluffier & puffier))((and everyone else.)). Even monsters can't keep up with how cute he is. They just sort of explode around him.

THUS ENDS THE HISTORY SECTION

===== Current Events =====
Nicknames!
  *Percy, because there are too many people with names similar to other nicknames meareaperson could have.
  *Me. Quite possibly the most confusing one.
  *Meare; not to be confused with Mear**//a//**, another player.
  *Reaper; again, not to be confused with Reaper.((Good luck with that))
  *Person; the other rational one, most likely to get a response.

===== Your Section(yes, you, at the computer.) =====
  * YOUR section to write. Don't be too vulgar. Express yourself.