[[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?f=0&sort=0&s=20081023031332356|Me and Horatio Entwhistle]]((if anyone knows a 'cleaner' way to link this file, please change!)) \\
As performed by Icterid and the Bipolar Mandibles at the [[Prancing SpiderKitty]].

I've been on this island for many a-year((this is a [[lie]])) \\
I've traveled all over the place \\
I've searched through the jungles and all of the [[cities]] \\
to find a familiar face \\
well as I stay longer, the faces they're changing \\
or maybe I don't realize \\
that each time I wake up and start from the beginning \\
I'm looking through a new set of eyes

But through all my travels there's one thing stays constant \\
I face every couple of days \\
My good friend Horatio always waits for me \\
to fight my way out of disgrace((sometimes he has to wait a LONG time))

But me and Horatio Entwhistle \\
we have this agreement you see \\
he makes it quite easy for me to defeat him((sometimes he's a she)) \\
as long as I [[having tea|stay for some tea]]

Now most people think that Horatio's evil \\
but really he's misunderstood((he only hits you with Improbable Burny Fire cause he's scared)) \\
underneath his titanium metal encasing \\
is a motherboard made out of [[Good]] \\
So next time you find him alone in the jungle \\
put yourself in Horatio's shoes \\
you'll be quick to realize he's just really lonely \\
he's got the mechanical blues((poor Horatio))

But me and Horatio Entwhistle \\
we have this agreement you see \\
he makes it quite easy for me to defeat him \\
as long as I stay for some [[tea]] \\
But me and Horatio Entwhistle \\
he's just really lonely you see \\
so do me a favor the next time you see him \\
and make sure you stay for some tea \\
he'd love to have you for tea \\
just bring him a fresh cup of tea ((Earl Gray, hot))