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==== PROFILE #1011337 ====

**NAME:** Me\\
**DOB:** Not yesterday\\
**AGE:** As old as time\\
**ORIGIN:** Your Nightmares\\
**SEX:** N\\
**RACE:** N\\
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**HEIGHT:** Unknown\\
**WEIGHT:** Same as shadow\\
**EYES:** Hollow void/Demonic red\\
**HAIR:** Unknown\\
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**INTRODUCED:** Season 1 (S1)\\
**RATINGS / FOCUS GROUP POPULARITY:** 43/ Ninja Fans\\
**THREAT CLASSIFICATION:** Incalculable\\
**CLAN AFFILIATION:**  Guardian-Demon Dragon-Assassin Death-Serpent Clan. Of Doom.((Alternately, all clans at once, because of powers beyond the ken of man.))\\
**SPECIAL ABILITIES:** Murdering, Causing Death, Killing, Destruction, and Causing Pain.((Less Notably: Interior Design and Paper Mache))\\

Little is known about this individual, except their power to be everywhere and nowhere. //Me// is a reputed master of Ninjutsu.((Also good with pasta.))