====== Maniak ======

<del>Wanker.</del>((Actually he is a Wanker. I've seen proof. Had to wash my eyes out with soap aftewards. True story.)) Jerk. Avoid.

Proof he's a jerk:

  * Actively hunts bugs and exploits.
  * Encourages people to try the higher ranks, then laughs when he sees them on the [[FailBoat]].
  * He often offers advice, even when people least ask for it.
  * He boasts about anything he feels even the slightest bit proud of.
  * Sticks exclusively to Bastard Ranks. Partly out of spite, partly because they match his character.
  * Was the first to do 50 consecutive Bastards. ((see point 4))
  * As far as he knows, he's the first and only to achieve a 1 day bastard rank without a single trip to the failboat.
  * Oh, and there were a few Bastard-ranks without any equipment. One as a Robot.
  * Unable to juggle even while standing on one foot and making faces.((But we love watching him try. SO ADORABLE!))(([[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=201109080249572|He's a handsome bugger, WOOK at his face!]]))(([[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?f=0&sort=0&s=20120509214529155|He's a handsome bugger, such an adorable Mutant! He wants a hug!]]))(([[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?f=0&sort=0&s=20120513223644424|He's a handsome bugger, Joker Man!]]))

Should you encounter a wild Maniak on the Island, apply Monster Repellent. He'll then tell you why you suck for attempting such a manoeuvre and offer a superior alternative((ZAP grenade)). Worry not, Maniak and his ramblings rarely stay in one spot for too long.((Thank the gods.))

===Rewards Programme===
Alright listen up you lowly maggots. I've come to the conclusion that I hate all of you and want to see you all suffer. I have established a Rewards Programme((The -me is vital to the Rewards Programme)) to promote self-destruction. If any of you weaklings can actually survive a Rank 6/Rank 7 or Bastard Rank you'll receive //fabulous// prizes like Teleporters, Crates or Cookies. Get cracking so I can hear your tormented screams on the failboat.

Natter((Ha ha, he wrote this when we still had Natters. How cute!)) or Distract Maniak to join.