The Magical Mystery Meat Mount can be purchased at [[mike_s_chop_shop|Mike's Chop Shop]] in [[Pleasantville]]. The price is 500 [[req|requisition]], 6 [[cigarette|cigarettes]], and a hefty dose of revulsion. It is the only [[mounts|Mount]] with a requisition cost. It is <del>[[lie|fact]]</del> <del>[[damned lies|considered likely]]</del> probably <del>not</del> true that this is where the 'chop' came in to 'Mike's Chop Shop'.

The MMMM does offer the rider some benefit. It would appear to have some healing powers that last for a certain number of turns. Allowing the mount to graze in the [[the_grassy_meadow|Grassy Field]] renews the healing powers. 

Buyers of the MMMM should be warned that the life of the mount is limited. The MMMM should be warned that the life of its buyers is also limited. And often quite shorter than that of the MMMM.

If you fail to eat to fullness the previous day, the new day text will reference a dream of a delicious meal, your mount will "mysteriously"((Okay, maybe not that mysterious..)) look smaller, and you will have gained stamina equivalent to eating a [[NewHome]] cheeseburger without the fullness cost. However, this further decreases the lifespan of the mount. 

There is <del>no</del> truth to the persistent rumor that the Magical Mystery Meat Mount has been known to eat its rider on occasion. Forget you ever heard that. Even if it did, that would be really [[probable|improbable]]. 

Contestants are advised <del>not</del> to consider the correlation to the Magical Mystery Meatloaf available in Mutated Munchies.