A lie is the absolute truth that the government (or [[Caveman Joe]]) doesn't want [[you]] to know. Such as '[[the cake]],' which is actually a very delicious weapon of massive destructive goodness.

Other lies include things that [[Dan]] (the [[bartender]] at [[Prancing SpiderKitty|The Prancing SpiderKitty]]) may tell you when sending you on a [[DanQuest]]. For example, when Dan tells you, 'You can find this last monster (such as The Evil <del>Chimera</del> <del>Chimental</del> <del>Chimrera</del> Camera of Doom) in the [[jungle|jungles]] around [[New Pittsburgh]],' he is lying.((You can tell when Dan is lying because his mouth is moving.))In fact it will be found in Cyberville404.((This is nothing to do with trying to send you as far away as possible from the right place))((Nor anything to do with trying to starve you to death.))((Unless you're a robot,obviously.))((And absolutely nothing to do with trying to get rid of you forever.))

Anything [[Kassil]] says about changing [[time]] is a lie((well, more like [[Treason and Lies]])).  He's just a very skilled illusionist, if you look around [[Improbable Central]] and [[Common Ground]], you'll find smoke machines and mirrors.((And maybe some sausages.  We like sausages.))((And don't forget pancakes.))((and/or Jello. 'Cause there's always room for Jello))