A delightful fellow who believes in family togetherness, recycling of essential biological materials, and taking good care of tourists and travelers. His rare appearances on the island are joy-filled frolics that result in people just going to pieces ((Lots of pieces, which may resurface in the lifecycle of the [[Magical Mystery Meat Mount]].)).

Some misguided individuals claim that the occasional [[chainsaw]] is contaminated with [[Im]] that turns contestants into crazed, homicidal maniacs ((Of course, that describes most everyone on the Island, so there's no real way to tell.)).

Rumours that [[Crazy Audrey]] and Leatherface once dated have neither been proven or disproven ((One journalist who claimed to have a photo from a senior prom disappeared without explanation.)).

Leatherface does seem to follow a modified form of [[there_is_no_overkill|Rule #37]], where 'Reload' is replaced by 'Refuel' and 'Open Fire' is replaced by a mechanical revving noise and cries of [[Yee-Haw!]].