This cheap titillation shack is the socially acceptable alternative to the Squat brothel in [[Squat Hole]].  The booth is staffed by a rotating cadre of the [[Improbable Island|Island's]] most eligible bachelorettes, who volunteer their time and lips to collect donations for [[The Watcher|The Watcher's]] favorite charity, [[Caveman Joe]]'s Home for Wayward Spiderkitties.((This charitable foundation adopts as many of [[Doktor Improbable]]'s abandoned creatures as it can, spaying/neutering them and giving them a better life than being left to fend for themselves in the [[jungle]] by attacking random [[newbies|contestants]]  The rumor that this hospice trains the creatures to become psychotic monsters and then releases them back into the jungle is completely unproven.))   Make them happy with your kissing technique, and they might just reward [[you]] with a blessing.  Offend them by kissing too aggressively, and they'll slap you silly.((And no, they won't give you a refund.))

Among the volunteers who rotate through the Kissing Booth are:

  * **Ella**, whose feel-good tongue technique will restore your health.
  * **[[fickle wench|Emily]]**, whose clumsiness will suck the charm right out of you.
  * **Foilwench**, who is widely [[rumor|rumored]] to be shacked up with [[Epaphus]] in a cottage in [[Improbable Central]], when she isn't roaming through the woods trying to bum a [[cigs|cig]] from passing contestants and tweaking their [[implants]].
  * **Heidi**, who will give you a warm feeling.  That 'warm feeling' is, by the way, the first symptom of a social disease, so you might want to head over to [[the Hospital Tent]] for medication.
  * **Petra**, who is such a good kissing instructor, you're sure to feel more charming afterward.
  * **Saucy Wench**, who often rewards contestants with the energy for one more jungle fight.

[[Crazy Audrey]] has been banned from this establishment.  If you see her here, please call the local constables immediately.((They probably won't do anything, though.  I mean, the woman's crazy!  Who wants to mess with crazy?))