====== Karaoke ======

Japan's((Another island [[rumor|rumored]] to be infused with [[improbability]].  Wow, this stuff is really spreading.)) cruelest invention yet,  even worse than the compact car and the Elvis((Think of [[that_spoony_bard|Seth]] the Bard, only with a worse pompadour and slightly flashier costumes.)) impersonator.  The direct translation of the word means 'Empty Orchestra' but. depending on regional dialects, it is more often translated to mean '[[Drunk]] who shouldn't sing in public.'