==== Joker Cake ==== 



You wanna try it like they do in Ace High please\\
Pastry tasty death the greatest odds you'll ever see (you'll love it)\\
Outpost center over next to Elias's cart\\
A little boost to oomph you now before you will depart\\

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh\\
The cake or not, come give it a shot\\
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh\\
The cake or not, come give it a shot\\

Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake\\
(Death comes to everybody)\\
Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake\\
(Death comes to everybody)\\

J-j-j-joker cake j-j-joker cake\\
J-j-j-joker cake j-j-joker cake\\

I'm servin' up the softest sponge you'll ever see\\
Give it a try and I am sure that you'll agree (full of cake!)\\
The odds are easy when it's ninety-nine to one\\
But Joker games without a risk just aren't any fun\\

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh\\
The cake or not, come give it a shot\\
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh\\
The cake or not, come give it a shot\\

Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake\\
(Death comes to everybody)\\
Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake\\
(Death comes to everybody)\\

J-j-j-joker cake j-j-joker cake\\
J-j-j-joker cake j-j-joker cake\\

I won't tell you it won't kill you\\
Odds are good though\\
Still you're quaking at my baking\\
After trying then you're running from my joker cunning\\
Just like a midget in the brothel\\
Never know what you'll get\\
I make no promises, promises\\
that's why the cake is all gratis\\

Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake\\
(Death comes to everybody)\\
Just eat my, just eat my, just come and eat my Joker Cake\\
(Death comes to everybody)\\

J-j-j-joker cake j-j-joker cake\\
J-j-j-joker cake j-j-joker cake ((a Lelila and Tyr collaboration))((Sung to the tune of.. of.. help, somebody?))((Poker Face, by Lady Gaga: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo))