===== Johnny Dangerous =====

=== Some basic information ===
  *Full Name: Johnny D.((The 'D' stands for danger)) Dangerous
  *Age: Classified
  *Gender: Classified
  *Race: Classified
  *Occupation: Cashier at a local grocery store((Which one, specifically, is classified))

=== More information ===

  *Although his name contains the word "Danger" twice, Johnny Dangerous appears anything but. He has been known to run screaming from any opponent strong than him, whether he stands a good chance of winning or not.
  *Is currently the only known possessor of an [[anti-gravity device]], which he brought to the island with him in his anal cavity, and is used solely for party tricks.
  *Prefers to be called Johnny Dangerous, rather than just Johnny or John.
  *Is allegedly Ex Special Forces((Allegedly)).
  *Knows where you sleep at night.
  *Definitely isn't working for [[the Government]]((Like, not even a little bit.))((No, seriously.))