====Improbable Island Alphabet====

Started by Old Meat in [[the Raven Inn]], this is an entire list of fun ABCs to teach to your children so that they too can learn the alphabet the correct way. ((Note: Your children asking for beer and/or cigarettes has [[lie|absolutely nothing]] to to with this.))((At all.))

**A**\\ (3d4h) <DICE> Brigadier Old Meat absentmindedly carves a writing on the table: "A! A is for Abomination."

**B**\\ (2d6h) <NBLUE> Contestant Nannerpuss says, "B! B is for Beer!"

**C**\\ (2d5h) <DICE> Brigadier Old Meat carves: "C! C is for Cigarette."

**D**\\ (2d3h) <TBO> Newbie Scarlet Pirate says, "D is for disappointing, as in my lack of friends on Improbable Island."

**E**\\ (2d1h) <KATS> Colonel Doro says, "E is for Everywhere. potential friends are everywhere."

**F**\\ <QQQ> Contestan Gizmo says, "F is for [[failboat]]. It is like your second home"

**G**\\ (2d) <CDAG> Nurse Kellye [[Lady Akitsu]] giggles, deciding to jump on the bandwagon, after freeing Gorbert as a thank you. "G! G is for Ghost Wolves~!"

**H**\\ (2d) <DICE> [[Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen]] thinks G should have been for him.((I agree with this, but oh well.)) "H. H is for Hurling Midgets across great distances."

**I**\\ (1d14h) <CDAG> [[Uncle Bernard|Major Frank Bernard]] says, "I is for Improbability Drive, of course. Now get back to your fox-holes, soldiers!"((Yessir!))

**J**\\ (1d12h) <LLAMA> Lance Corporal Baka Dono says, "J is for 'JUST A FEW MORE TURNS! PLEEEEEASE!!'"

**K**\\ (1d10h) <KATS> Colonel Doro says, "K is for Kitties, cause Kittymorphs are the cutest."

**L**\\ (1d8h) <QQQ> Contestan Gizmo says, "L is for [[lie]]((is it?)). Or maybe [[luck]]((wich also is a [[lie]]))"

**M**\\ (1d7h) Newbie Cessy says, "M is for the Magical Mystery Meat mount which makes me mind mushy, macabre mastication."

**N**\\ (1d6h) <QQQ> Contestan Gizmo says, "N is for [[newbie]]. That is probably [[you]]"

**O**\\ (1d4h) <DICE> Iridescent Third Sicpuess scribbles. O! O is for orifices - gaping maws or coming from weapons.

**P**\\ (1d4h) <DICE>  Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen says, "P. P is for Petra's tattoo Parlor. Collect them all!"

**Q**\\ (1d3h) <QQQ> Contestan Gizmo says, "Q is for [[Quest]]. Neverending..."

**R**\\ (1d2h) <DICE> Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen says, "R. R is for Rumbling Kittybikes Racing through the field."

**S**\\ (1d1h) <DICE> Brigadier Old Meat carves: "S. S is for Sex, Drugs and Rock'n Roll."((Always has been.))

**T**\\ (1d) <CIA> The Masquerading  James Bond  ponders. "T is for telekenisis; a handy skill to have." He then glares at Gorbert, eyeing him before he can swing another chair.

**U**\\ (21h41m) Returning Contestant DwoobieTheNwoobie  groans as he wakes up again. "U. U is for Unbelieveably Massave Migranes, undulating unceremoniously under my uvula."  He blinks and frowns in contemplation. "Why did I just say that?

**V**\\ \\ (20h28m) <SPOON> The Houdini Hedgehog  Titus types a note and leaves it behind. It says: "V. V is for voles they are delicious"

**W**\\ (15h15m) <QQQ> Contestan Gizmo says, "W is for [[Watcher]]. She will totally kick your arse"

**X**\\ (8h30m) <DICE> Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen would remark that everything about this exercise is silly. "X. X is for X-chromosome. We all have at least one. Except maybe the mutants."

**Y**\\ (5h5m) <QQQ> Contestan Gizmo says, "Y is for [[You]]."

**Z**\\ (1h36m) <TBO> Newbie Scarlet Pirate says, "Z! Z is for. . .oh, crap."((Daww, I'm giving credit to ya anyway, at least you tried.))((Sort of.))\\ (1h32m) <CDAG> Capt Hawkeye [[SinkOrSwim]] grins. "Z is most certainly for the Soloist herself, [[Zolotisty]]"