The Randomness, which is read about in unknown venues across the [[Internet]].(([[Rumor]] suggests that CNN.com in particular has been thoroughly infused by this unknown force.  [[You]] are hereby advised to trust no one and nothing.  You have been warned.))

[[Improbable Island]] is a war against this . . . thing known as improbability.  Only a small clan of elitists know of its existence and have made it into a [[Reality TV]] game show, to mask its unfriendliness, or the 'strange matter' that it causes.  Possible causes include the Large Hadron Collider, Wonderland, and [[Count of Saint Germain|Saint Germain]].