In the Veteran's Club((if you don't know what this is, then I have nothing to say to [[newbie|you]])), [[PotatoPancakes]] constructed an improbable fridge which seems to generate new and improbable items within it each time it is opened and closed. Putting in items also does [[something]], but it's very unclear what. The iFridge's main power source is blood, which is collected from a conveniently placed basin underneath where the Prancing Spiderkitty's often-impaled [[dan|landlord and bartender]] normally stands. Some people have noted that various life-forms inhabit the fridge.((Such as the Moose and the Three-headed Monkey.))((Don't forget the allimuppolasaur.))((Oh yes, and a mechanized swarm of [[Spornet|Spornets]].))((All recently equipped with a large amount of Fragmentation grenades.))