===== International Brotherhood of Henchpersons, Minions, and Lackeys. =====
 
 
 

[[International Brotherhood of Henchpersons Minions and Lackeys|The International Brotherhood of Henchpersons, Minions, and Lackeys, Local #42, (Improbable Island chapter) (R)]] has re-opened its doors, and is welcoming new members.

How do you know if you should be a member? Have any of these questions ever occurred to you?:
  * Where do you expect me to come up with a viable brain at this time of night?
  * Shouldn't we put some torpedo shields around that reactor cooling vent?
  * What do we need that big, shiny, red, clearly marked Self-Destruct switch //for//, anyway? And, if we must have it, do we //have// to leave it out where any passing moron can get to it?

If these all seem like reasonable questions, then membership in the International Brotherhood of Henchmen, Minions, and Lackeys, local #42 (Improbable Island chapter) (R) may be for you!

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Benefits of membership include: 

  - Union representation in all contract dealings with Mad Scientists, Evil Overlords, Psychotic Dictators, and Cult Leaders (or similar) Contracts normally cover salaries and benefits, Overtime pay, Sick/Convalescent/Transmutation leave, and employer-paid Life, Unlife and Health insurance.
  - Access to our extensive archives of virtually all Mad Science, Dark Magic, and Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, published and unpublished, since the Brotherhood's creation.
  - A limitless supply of expendable labor.
  - Our Multiverse-famous Dental Plan!
 
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This is the current clan membership :
**Founder :** [[DeadMeat]]
  * [[Sicpuess]] 
  * [[Medicine]]
  * [[Secrets]]
  * [[Parkway]]
  * [[Lyre]] 
  * [[Chaosrider]]
  * [[Captain Pantywaist]]
  * [[Anonymous Person]]