Sung to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64|tune]] of "I'll make a man out of you" from //Mulan.//((It's probably the Watcher who's singing it.))((This was written by Sessine in response to a [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=32964&fromblock=yes|Forum challenge]].))

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Let's get down to jungling to defeat the Drive.\\
Did they send me plonkers with no chance to thrive?\\
You're the lamest lot fell off the jet\\
But you can bet before we're through\\
Rookie, I'll make a Joker of you.\\

Riddler with a needle --\\
Learn to smile like him\\
Once you've met the Stranger\\
At the edge of grim.\\
You're a drug-dazed bunch of raw recruits\\
And you haven't got a mew.\\
Somehow I'll make a Joker of you.\\

That Kangaroo has Fire Breath!\\
Say, Dan, I wanna get right plastered.\\
Arrgh, was I a fool to tip the Skronky Pot.\\
Just one slice of Cake or Death.\\
The Lion's such a Sneaky Bastard!\\
Now I really wish I knew what Cuthbert taught.\\

//Take a chance!//\\
You must be swift as a Hedgehog's scamper\\
//Take a chance!//\\
Wear a Force Gen, hit the Boat too soon\\
//Take a chance!//\\
With all the buffs of a Titan smasher\\
Mysterious as the Nightmare's dark balloon.\\

Time is looping round us\\
As your Past Self knows.\\
Dice will heed no order\\
When a Joker throws.\\
You're unsuited for this televised war\\
Pack it up, NewHome, you're through\\
How could I make a Joker of you?\\

//Take a chance!//\\
You must be swift as a Hedgehog's scamper\\
//Take a chance!//\\
Wear a Force Gen, hit the Boat too soon\\
//Take a chance!//\\
With all the buffs of a Titan smasher\\
Mysterious as the Nightmare's dark balloon.\\

//Take a chance!//\\
You must be swift as a Hedgehog's scamper\\
//Take a chance!//\\
Wear a Force Gen, hit the Boat too soon\\
//Take a chance!//\\
With all the buffs of a Titan smasher\\
Mysterious as the Nightmare's dark balloon.