====== I Fought in the Morning, or Lord of Improbality ======
Sung to the tune of Lord of the Dance or Shakers Hymn

As performed [[http://cousjava.x10hosting.com/av/lordofimp.wav|here]] by [[CJCM]]

I fought in the morning when the isle was begun,\\
I fought on the beach and the plains and the swamp.\\
I was tossed out of heaven and I fought on the earth,\\
At Pleasantville I had my birth.\\

//Chorus//\\
Fight, then, whereever you may be\\
I am the Lord of Improbability\\
And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be\\
And I'll lead you all in the fight said me.\\

I fought for the [[a_short_treatise_on_the_inhabitants_history_and_customs_of_squathole|midgets]] and the [[mutant|mutants]] too((why?))\\
But they would not fight and they wouldn't follow me\\
I danced for the [[kittymorph|kittymorphs]] for [[Skidge]] and [[Xane]]((Sorry, you were the only single-syllable names I could find while I was writing this.))\\
They came with me and the fight went on.\\

//Chorus//

I fought every day and I fought the lame\\
The holy person said it was a shame((He thought they would make better mounts.))\\
They slipped(([[Bannana skin]])) and stripped(([[Drunken nudists]])) and they put me high((On a pedestal in Central))\\
And they left in the [[jungle]] to die.

//Chorus//

I fought on a Friday when they sky turned green\\
It's hard to fight with a demon((Maxwell's)) on your back\\
They took me to the boat(([[Failboat]], see also [[the twelve fails of drive kill|here]])) and they thought I'd gone\\
But I still fight, 'cos the fight goes on.

//Chorus//

They cast me down and I lept up high\\
I am the life that'll frequently die\\
I'll live in my [[dwellings for dummies|dwelling]] for as long as I can\\
For I am the Lord of Improbality

 --- //[[Cousjava|Cousjava]] 2010/05/08 17:38//