These horrible, formless beings sprang forth from the very [[Pits of Hell]] themselves.  Having no strengths, they also have no weaknesses; and having no true form or even body, they can easily survive anything.  It is said that when nuclear winter finally happens((Because we all know it's coming.))((Actually, it already happened)), two things will survive:  [[Twinkies]] and horrid gelatinous blobs.((Formerly, people believed that the two things that would survive nuclear winter were Twinkies and cockroaches.  But since the horrid gelatinous blobs ate all the cockroaches, this theory has been modified.))

In [[PvP|combat]], these creatures are unstoppable, simply absorbing their prey before moving on, and are thought to be the evil minions of [[jesusthepirateninja|JtPN]], carrying out his evil [[newbie]]-slaughtering, pants-stealing plans for world domination.((Another, more radical theory, suggests horrid gelatinous blobs are simply [[contestant|contestants]] that are in the process of being 'reset' by the gene-altering effects of [[improbability]] and are potentially in the process of changing to a new population type, but this has only been proven to be [[rumor]].))