==== Help Me Watcher ==== 
// (to the tune of the late 20th Century tune 'Help Me Rhonda', by the Beach Boys)// \\
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Well since I landed here, I've been Human, Joker, Cat and Undead\\
In the jungle I fight, I kill the Drive and wake up with a new head\\

Well, Watcher you look so fine (look so fine)\\
And I know it wouldn't take much time\\
For you to help me Watcher\\
Help me tear this island apart\\

Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher yeah\\
Tear this island apart\\

If this must be my life\\
I'm gonna use all the help that I can\\
'Cause I've seen some of the monsters out there\\
Need the help of my Clan\\

But Watcher you caught my eye (caught my eye)\\
From the Failboat as you went sailing by\\
And if you help me Watcher (help me Watcher)\\
We can tear this island apart\\

Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher\\
Help help me Watcher\\
Help me Watcher yeah\\
Tear this island apart\\

//(repeat chorus ad nauseaum)//