The GRUNT Mobile Weapons Platform is one of the Science Center's latest innovations.  Originally a simple robotic cannon on ambulatory legs, GRUNT has become so infused with [[improbability]] that it become its own form of life.

GRUNT is one of the mercenaries that [[you]] can hire at the Mercenary Camp in [[Improbable Central]].((Other mercenaries are [[Caroline the Speed Medic]] and [[Insane Jane]].))  Once you hire it, GRUNT will fight alongside you in [[jungle]] fights,((A convenient way of doing extra damage to those pesky monsters.)) and is perfect for those situations where only excessive firepower will do.

Originally intended as a weapon of localized but massive destructive potential, the improbability infusing GRUNT has caused it to develop a need for affection and friendship.  Once hired, it will follow you with blind devotion.  It may cause nothing but destruction, but GRUNT wants only to be loved.((Beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah!))