====== Fun ======

Theoretically, this is the reason we're here.  In [[truth]], the real reason is because there was [[nothing]] good on [[Reality TV|TV]].

The definition of 'fun' can be slippery, and the way to distinguish between 'things that are fun' and 'things that are not fun' depends on your tolerance for blood loss.((Why are [[Human|mortals]] so squeamish about blood anyway?  __They're__ the ones who are full of it!))  A better question might be 'whose fun are we talking about?'  [[The Watcher]] thinks that watching [[newbies|contestants]] poke and prod each other with [[chainsaw|chainsaws]] and pointy metal sticks is 'fun' - but then, she rides around the [[Improbable Island|Island]] on a large pleasure [[Failboat|yacht]], watching things from afar.((No one except the [[Count of Saint Germain]] has ever poked __her__ with a pointy metal stick.  [[Rumor]] has it, he beat her too, but this reportedly happened prior to [[Season One]] and therefore cannot be confirmed.))  Contestants can be forgiven for not sharing her enthusiasm about their various demises.

Now get off [[you|your]] butt, get back in the game, and go looking for some 'fun.'  Remember, the Watcher is watching you.((Hurry - she's getting bored.  She sends tougher monsters to kill you in [[jungle]] fights when she is bored.))