====== Entry of the Jokers ====== Music: Julius Fucik\\ Lyrics: [[Cousjava]] Scored for Non-Joker Chorus, Joker Chorus, Sole Joker 1(Preferably male) and Solo Joker 2(Preferably female), Miscellaneous Noises and full orchestra (score not diplayed here). You can hear the full orchestra part [[http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/mediagallery/media.php?s=20100603182839905|here]] (Non-joker chorus)\\ THE JOKERS ARE COME\\ THE JOKERS ARE COME\\ THE JOKERS ARE CO-\\ (Miscellaneous Noises)\\ *squelch*((The squelch noise is a bit like a group of humans, midgets, zombies, mutants, kittymorpphs and robots being squashed by a joker landing on top of them.)) (Joker Chorus) We will fight all the day\\ When we have good buffs to-day\\ Draw a card and\\ Roll the dice and\\ Are we going to have internal bleeding?\\ Flip a coin to tell the tale\\ Try to find if we won't fail\\ Take a cake and\\ Drink some tea and\\ What mood is Horatio in to-day? Have a visitor in AceHigh\\ Its good sport for him to die\\ Poke his balls and\\ Steal his clothes and\\ Look what a foolish contestant! Play a game of Joker poker\\ Its not really mediocre\\ Play an ace and\\ Play four more and\\ Look there's a monkey raw!\\ (Joker Solo 1)\\ What about adding wings?\\ There's a fun game\\ We sometimes like to play\\ some day\\ Take a creature from its home\\ from home\\ Give it wings and let it roam\\ Then when it starts killing\\ Send in contestants with a spork\\ If they get killed\\ Its there own fault\\ to halt\\ Let the Watcher deal with them\\ becuase\\ Adding chaos is always fun\\ As long as it is ordered! (Joker Chorus)\\ [[Paradox]]! (Non-Joker Chorus)\\ What a load of tripe is this\\ Becuase\\ (Miscellaneous Noises)\\ *Crunch*((Sounds like the bones in a group of humans, midgets, zombies, mutants, kittymorphs and the metal in several robots being crushed rather suddenly with a lot force, like a weighted joker box dropping down on them from a great height.)) (Solo Joker 2)\\ Sometimes if we're being\\ Serious we fight\\ But only for 'bout half an hour\\ Till its time for\\ [[Tea]] and [[batenburg_cake|Batenburg]] Horatio Entwhislte\\ Is a plesant guest\\ As long as he does not hog the biscuits But Jokers are\\ Just Victorian men in hats\\ Tapping along with a cane\\ For fun\\ Doing what they like best\\ Which now is\\ (Solo Joker 1)\\ Chaos cards (Solo Jokers 1 & 2) But now we all join together for now... (Joker Chorus) All us jokers\\ Are going to have fun\\ When we've taken out your brain\\ To sell for req or cigarettes\\ Then with your mindless corpse\\ We'll use in games\\ A six is for your legs\\ And a two for your arms That's poker for us jo-\\ KERS!