A renowned chef from hundreds of years before [[the Watcher]] plied her trade, working in the little town of Pita (West of SquatHole), and the supposed inventor of the Pita Bread.

Created the Island's most incredible ever feast, but came to a sad, if not predictable end. 

Unwittingly contributed to [[the Sammich]] due to his association with [[Pita Semetary]].