====== eBoy's Trading Station======

[[eBoy]] runs the Trading Station, offering [[contestant|contestants]] and travelers an idiosyncratic mix of [[lie|dry goods]] that sadly don't include such things as matches, books, condoms, tampons, razor blades, coffee, [[tea]], and [[sugar]]. How on earth we are expected to survive without these basic hygiene products((such as books)) is unknown((perhaps we aren't met to survive)). 

What eBoy does sell however, are things such as [[Grenades]], of the BANG, ZAP and WHOOMPH variety. Other fun((dangerous)) and easy things for sale are Medkits, Improbability Bombs, [[one-shot teleporter|Teleporters]], [[stamina|Energy Drinks]], Ration Packs((affectionately called Rat Packs)), and I'm really not going to list it all here. Seriously, it's just a click for you. Anyway, eBoy is a crafty bugger and he adjusts the prices based on stock and player demand. The [[lions|sneaky bastard]] will change prices as you're buying or selling items. He buys any item at 70% value of what he sells it for.

The stock and thus prices vary from [[Outpost]] to [[Outposts|Outpost]], so see what's for sale. You might be able to make a profit playing the old buy/sell game. Some [[contestant|contestants]] are often seen hunting [[crate|Supply Crates]] containing these types of items((They are <del>usually</del> never held by thieving [[Squat]] [[lion|bastards]])), which they sell at the [[eBoy's|Trading Station]].  Prices are posted just inside the door.
((All of the above is a lie))(([[This statement is false|This statement is a lie.]]))((Or is it?))((yep, pretty much))