He's the one to <del>blame</del> credit for the Island as it is today.  Originally a reputable [[scientists|scientist]] with a Dice Tower/Science Room located near every [[Outpost]] on the [[Improbable Island|Island]], the good Doktor was driven to insanity by [REDACTED].((The [[rumor]] that his lab assistant was infused with excess [[Improbability]] and became [[the Watcher]] is completely unproven.)) ((The [[rumor]] that **he** was infused with excess [[Improbability]] and became [[the Watcher]] is also unproven, but somewhat funnier.))((The mentioning of said rumor to Her is not recommended if you like chewing your food or walking.))  The experiments also [REDACTED] most of the flora and fauna of the island, turning them into the [REDACTED] found in the Island's many [REDACTED]. Then he [REDACTED] his [REDACTED] on top of Mt. [REDACTED]more, while simultaneously [REDACTED]ing a [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] of ill-repute [REDACTED] set the whole house on fire [REDACTED] cats [REDACTED] Watcher [REDACTED] the [REALLY REDACTED] "Oh my!" [REDACTED] and five pink ping-pong balls!

His labs ((That's his scientific workplaces, not his Labrador Retrievers. As near as we can tell, he's sort of a cat person, anyway.)) can still be found in the jungles near the Island's cities.  Even veteran [[newbies|contestants]] should approach them with [[caution]]((They're full of rats.)).