====== Ways to stay alive ======

Defend: What you're supposed to do((supposed for the sake of argument)) to keep your [[Places:start|shack]] safe from the hordes of [[midget|mini stick people]] who will constantly [[attack]] it every [[Batman|night]].

Defence: A glowly aura of "Don't Fuck with this Guy" pheromones exuded by certain people and things.

Defense: A synonym for "cowardice".((Not to be confused with "coward's dice.)) If your cowardice is great enough, it possible to kill things purely by running away from them.