====== Deep, Deep, Dark, Dark, Deep, Dark Woods ======
It's very deep in the woods and very dark((Better find a lantern quick, or you'll be eaten by a grue!)). You're probably lost and blind. Watch out for the [[man_from_deep_deep_dark_dark_deep_dark_woods|natives]]!((Well, I guess [[you]] can't with how dark it is, but just flail around your weapon some and you should be fine.))((Who are we kidding? You're [[screwed]]!))