//'Deadmeat' refers to the player. For dead peices of mean, see [[dead meat]]//

A former member of [[SWEET]] (during The Pilot), DeadMeat was the founder and Guildmaster of the local chapter of the International Brotherhood of Henchmen, Minions, and Lackeys, ([[IBHML]]) and the creator of the various incarnations of the infamous [[Ice Cream Machine of Doom]].

He was then force-promoted and founded the **Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow** ([[EGfBT]]).

His other projects include:
  * Rubber Sharks in the [[Koi Pond]]
  * [[Graph Theory]] (to his undying shame.)
  * A series of vehicles based on the [[c_t_gyro|C/T Antigravity Gyro]]