Crazy Audrey goes from [[cities|town]] to town on [[Improbable Island]] bringing her [[cat|cats]] with her. You can give her 5 [[req|requisition]] in order to look at her cat baskets and get a [[buff|warm fuzzy feeling]]. If you are [[luck|lucky]], cats of the same colour come out of the baskets and you get a salve that allows for more jungle fights (gain stamina). If you are unlucky, either a cat coughs up a hairball on you and you spend time (lose stamina) cleaning up the mess, a sick cat with a tapeworm rubs up against your lower extremity, leaving behind tapeworm larvae which causes you to lose 1 ~ 3 charm (nobody wants to be near you), or a [[lie|giant fat cat]] comes out of one of the baskets and squashes you, sending you to [[disgrace]]. If you are __**really**__ [[joker|lucky]], [[hedgehogs]] will come out of the baskets and you will get 5 salves.((It is <del>common</del> required for a [[contestant]] to do the [[Happy Hedgehog Dance]] in celebration of this))

Despite her name and erratic behaviour, Audrey is far from crazy. In fact, her little cat fondling scheme made her the islands first multi billionaire.