Everything that was here before was embarrassingly bad. I will be editing it soon.

===== Notable Island Relationships =====

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**RedTheChu** -- Ex-Annoyance, Now Frienemy. but strangely able to get his mind off things with these antics.

**Shi** -- Whoevenknowsatthispoint.

**Meara** -- BESTEST FWIEND EVAH.

**Crandos** -- Victim. 

**Alouette** -- Close friend, first person he talked to for more than a few minutes.

**Grey Ashe & Rin** -- Engaged.

**Jess** -- Best friend. Feels at home at her Place. Literally. He even built a room.

**Full Metal Lion** -- Has met him. Believes his name is lying.((Despite this, Full Metal Lion somehow gets //all// the sex.)) Huge fan of Collin's pieces((The ones he gets, at least.)), if not the overall effect..

**Full Metal Loin** -- writes a column Collin is a huge fan of.((Unfortunately, his love is unrequited, as what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, despite all evidence to the contrary. In case you were wondering, "evidence" here means [RETRACTED]))

**Pierce Such-And-So** -- Worked with him during the Vegas space-time bubble scandal of '09.((Which '09 is of no importance.)) Presumed dead. ((Though still wanted by the Island Police for larceny, golf ball theft, grand theft chicken, <del>walking funny</del> (Crime was excused after the discovery that FML stole Pierce's sex. All of it.), and lollygagging.))

**Erical** -- Pokes her a bit too much. Friend, I suppose?

**Josh** -- Dunno yet.

**The Ferryman** -- Will see him in court.