((This entire page is a [[cake|lie]]))((Maybe))An object available for buying and selling at [[eBoy's]]. It is one of the three goods available to sell for [[cigs|cigarettes]].((The other 2 are [[sugar]] and [[tea]])) If you do not sell coffee for a long time, a caffeine addict(( <del>caffeine addict</del> <del>perfectly normal person</del> [[dramatis_personae#ashtu|Ashtu]]))((coffeecoffeecoffee . . . I'm fine now. *deep breath* Fine.)) will ambush you in the [[jungle]] and [[stealing|steal]] all of your coffee and [[cigs|cigarettes]].((He steals the [[cigs|cigarettes]] to buy more coffee))((Yeah, he has a [[cake|problem]]))((So do I, but that's called [[dramatis_personae#ashtu|Ashtu]]))((But that's okay, everyone on this [[Improbable Island|island]] has at least one [[the_game|problem]]))((You clearly have a lot of [[lion|problems]] if you still haven't sold that coffee))((Sell it already, or the caffeine addict will take your [[cigs|ciggies]]!))((If you value your [[cigs|ciggies]], sell your coffee right away!))((If you do not forward this page to five other [[contestant|contestants]], the caffeine addict will steal your //[[soul]]// as well as [[cigs|ciggies]]!))