The <del>Cockwork</del> Clockwork Stallion can be purchased for 144 [[cigarette|cigarettes]]((that's a gross amount, yo)) at [[Mike's Chop Shop]] in [[AceHigh]] .

This nightmarish clatter-trap((which is much different from a Clattering Nightmare)) is an alternating buff mount((hee hee)), which bestows a stamina reduction in travel on some days, and add-on combat damage on others. The stamina reduction clocks in at a roughly 20% discount, and the add-on damage deals an average of 23 damage per round((Precise numbers still being tested)), for 50 rounds.

The Stallion is your friend. It is certainly not licking your hand to get a taste for human flesh((It could, on the other hand, be testing to see whether you're ripe yet, so that it can sell your flesh to a cafe in the next town you encounter.)). Give its flank a pet and it will emit a whinny perfectly attuned to ensure empathetic connection with the metallic, tick-tocking monstrosity.