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Clans, previously called [[guilds]], are organizations of contestants that attempt to help out other members of their organization. Common ways of helping each other are by providing answers to questions about the [[Improbable Island|Island]], giving gifts of equipment, and spending [[cigs]] to develop [[clan buffs]] which are enormously helpful to clan members during [[jungle]] fights. If you see one of your fellow clan members in the fields, instead of attacking them, perform your own Secret Handshake correctly and you will each receive a positive buff for the rest of the day.
Clans on the Island include:
* The Improbable Zednoughts
* The Thirteenth Improbable Guard
* Association of Alternate Characters
* The Association of Exceedingly Ordinary Gentlemen
* <[[AIB]]> Amity in Bedlam
* Clan of the Almighty Liquid Enjoyment
* Ankhet
* A Ninja is You
* Apropos of Nothing
* Association of Slaughter and Shiny
* Assembly of Verbose Orators Initiating Dialog
* Brains And Knowledge Association
* <[[BASE]]> Brave and Silly Explorers ((Best Clan Ever!))
* Escaped Lunatics
* The Bunny and Gunn Show
* Society of Book Lovers
* Improbably Explosive Contestants
* Brewers of Really Excellent Wiquor
* <[[BUILD]]> Building Ultimately Irrelevant Little Dwellings
* Riders of the Bloody Bun
* <[[CAKE]]> Classy Avengers and Knights-Errant
* Cephalopod Admission Troupe
* <[[CHAOS]]> Causing High Amounts of Strangeness
* Crafters of Improbability
* Clan of No Name
* Crazy Laughing Organisms Without Niceties
* Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
* Dimensionally Accelerated Frontier Trespassers
* 'Red Demons' Mercenary Company
* [[Aleatory Ensemble]]
* Et cetera - eT cetera - et Cetera
* Elegant Villains' Infamy League
* The FailBoat Crew
* <[[FNORD]]> The Erisian Movement for Improbability
* <[[GERM]]> General Engineering Racketeering 'n Musical Guild
* Our Guiding Light as Divinity
* Heart of Gold
* Itinerant's Crossroad
* The Great Treasure Finding Organization
* Underworld
* Heroic Allies Riding Extreme Monsters
* Hamusutaa
* the Headwear Alliance for a better Tomorrow
* Highly Envible Living Legends
* Helping Every Little Person
* Helpful Ends Rewarding Obligations
* Cult of The Hive-Mind
* The Hermetic Order of the Bronze Octopus
* [[The Wayfarer's Gambit]]
* The legion of how
* MS Paint Adventurers
* Huked On Fonix
* Improbable Broadcasting Network
* <[[ICEE]]> Inorganic Catlike Enlongated Elements
* Team Redundancy Team
* Individuals Desiring Knowledge
* Improbable Island Irregulars
* Improbable Island Rangers
* ImprobableIslandIndependentlyImportantIndividuals
* Imperious Masquerade Organization
* Contestant Jbow Fancier Association
* The Casual Followers of Jay
* Khimeros Just imagine
* <[[KIND]]> Good Friends and Citizens
* Knights of the Black Rage
* Knights of the Decagonal Table
* League of Abject Immorality and Debauchery
* Legion of Dynamic Discord
* Lion Hunting Task Force
* The Legendary Order of the Crimson Kiss
* League of Silly Gentle-folk
* <[[MAAT]]> Meeting of Abrrant Academics and Tricksters
* The Association of Metagamers
* <[[MICE]]> Hyper-Intelligent Pan-Dimensional Beings
* Making Interesting New Discoveries
* Order of Sepulchritude
* Milliways Refugee Center
* M-W-P
* MY Solitary Traverse
* [[The Dead Parrot Society]]
* Noob-Friendly Folk
* Alter of Night
* Ninjas in near Juxtaposed Awesomeness
* Neither Official Nor Educational
* Nox - darkness for the light
* Organized Chaos and Deviance
* The Odd Squad
* One Man Gang
* Genuflect
* <[[owls_clan|OWLS]]> Night Owls
* Mary-Jane Fan Club
* Mother Earth Warrior Clan
* People Eating Tasty Animals
* Phantom Legion
* Police Officers Patrolling Outposts
* Protectors of Skaia
* <[[the_queen_s_pirates|PRAT]]> Pirates Raiding And Terrorizing
* The Purple Gang
* Questor's Urbane Enlightenment Social Tower
* <[[QQQ]]> Quack Quack Quack
* Redeeming Attributes Expected Please
* Gambler's Guild
* <[[ROGUE]]> Rather Outrageous GAthering Unclear on Everything
* Random Squad
* Reasonably Unfriendly Nerds
* Red vs Blue
* Sad Patrol
* Society for the Anti-Social
* <[[SAVOR]]> The Soaring Amphitheatre Venture
* Erisian Order of Chaos ShadowCorps Division
* Screwdrivers
* Supply Crate Retrevial Team
* Clan Starfire
* Swordfighters Alliance
* Friends of the Shadows
* Shinigami
* Shadow Knights
* Smuggler's Guild
* Sanctum of Dirt
* Sorting Owls from Lesser Organisms
* The Red Spades
* <[[SPARC]]> Sweet Playful Amusing Renegade Clan
* <[[SPICE]]> Society for Preservation of Improbability
* Stygian Pirate Trade
* Browncoats
* Serious Roleplayer Society
* Super Seiyan Sentai
* Surreptitious Travelers of the Astral Realm
* <[[SUGAR]]> Bureau of Improbability Generation
* Surly You Cannot Be Serious
* <[[SWEET]]> The SWEET Clan ((Formerly known as "Rockin' Into Mordor Onedux/Twodux/Tridux"))
* Sure Why Not
* Writers
* Chaps in Search of a Decent Cup of Tea
* Experimental Mindset
* The Improbably Normal Clan
* The Knights Who Say Ni
* Travelers and Radical Doctors into Shenanigans
* Tactical Supremacy
* Totally Useful Non-Entity Storage
* Torchwood
* The Watcher's Disciples
* <[[TYPES]]> Typical Youths Purposefully Evading Sanity
* The Viking Metalheads
* <[[WATCH]]> The Watch
* <[[WENCH]]> Wench's Experimental New Club House
* [[The Academy]]
* Yeast and Hop oligarchy
* Yetis Ogle Lovely Ogresses
* Shaco
* Zenarchy
* The Last Clan
Former clans((Both of these lists are current as of 10/25/2012)) include:
* <[[ALT]]> Alliance Lacking Taste
* Scholomance Debate Team
* [[Fluffy Cuddle Bunnies]]
* Annoying Natural Green Eagle Legion
* Brewmasters Guild
* Boatmurdered
* [[Collateral Damage Adventuring Guild]]
* <[[CIA]]> Centre of Improbability Administrators
* Central Probable Unit
* Crab Head Zombies
* black goat with a thousand young
* <[[FUN]]> Freelance Urban Nomads
* <[[GEO]]> Geohashers Expedition Organization
* Knights of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
* [[International Brotherhood of Henchpersons, Minions, and Lackeys]]
* Jestfully Enjoying Recurrent Kitschy Schadenfreude
* Krumpdux
* Kinky Gallivanting Bastards
* <[[LDD]]> Legion of Dynamic Discord
* Dos Llamas
* Muthas of the Hats
* The Order of Nothing
* <[[Nox]]> Equinox Clan
* Organized Chaos and Deviance
* Olde Tyme Guild of Dystinguished Gentlemen
* <[[PPP]]>
* Redeeming Attributes Expected Please
* Raven Nation
* <[[SOUR]]> Society Of Unlimited Requisition
* [[there is no spoon]]
* Taking Advantage of Mankind Every Day
* Very Improbable Ludicrous Extras
* Waa Waa
* Dragon Riding Adventurers of Space and Time