Small paper tubes filled with shredded newsprint and occasionally tobacco.  Smoking them causes [[you]] to become 30% cooler and fills you with the power of lung cancer.

If you're really lucky, you might find cigarettes after fights, or in certain [[improbable event|improbable events]], or occasionally after sacrificing your [[charm]] to the kissing booth or abusing Doktor Improbable disguised as a pinata. Fighting on a higher rank gives you more cigarettes.

Much like in prison, cigarettes are a vital currency to the Island. Some [[Caveman Joe|shopkeepers]] are so addicted to cigarettes, they only accept payment in cigs. These shopkeepers sell things such as [[mike_s_chop_shop|Mounts]], Backpacks, Bandoleers, Jewelry, Tattoos, and even [[dwellings for dummies|Dwelling]] related [[dkpersist|stuff]] such as stakes, toolboxes and furniture. You can also gamble with them in the [[Prancing Spiderkitty]].