The Central Improbable Agency is a clandestine and completely legal government agency that is listed as a [[guilds|clan]] on the Island. But is it? Though based on the [[Improbable Island|Island]], the CIA most definitely does //not// have its training facilities in the bowels of Mount Everest. It was founded by [[Kakuzu]] (or was it?) until his mysterious disappearance. The CIA's second ruler, the [[Hobo King of Toilettown]], also strangely disappeared, never to be seen again, leaving the reins to [[Snickerer]], who appointed [[Copper_Wire|Copper Wire]] and [[PotatoPancakes]] as leaders to assist. [[Sherpa Mountain Goat Guy]] was also appointed because of the faint smell of nostalgia that surrounded him((Is //that// what that was?)), and it stayed like this until <del>something</del> NOTHING HAPPENED. [[Snickerer]] and [[PotatoPancakes|Pancakes]] [[The Reset|left from Amnesia/ADD]]((respectively.)), and [[Copper Wire]] has not been seen, so the agency is currently led by [[Sherpa Mountain Goat Guy]], who claims to be the ruler of [[AceHigh]]((For some reason, when asked about this, [[Jokers]] generally start laughing too hard to give any intelligible answers)).  The CIA only reveals half-truths and will not confirm anything. Or will they?((This assertion is, indeed, unconfirmed.))   

The Soothsayer, a perpetrator of lies, is one of its top enemies and should not be trusted.((Besides, does anyone really know what a 'soothsayer' is or does?  I mean, really, this could be your Great Aunt Alice for all you know - and you shouldn't trust her either, especially since she will sometimes appear in [[jungle]] fights and kick your ass.))

The CIA has [[nothing]] to do with any rumors of a [[Plan]], or multiple Plans, or experiments with [[Improbability]]. Not in the slightest.

When questioned during recent investigations into the Agencies' Activities and involvement in some strange activities, involving several improbably large Chains around the island((rumored to be related to an attempt to pull the Failboat inland)), all CIA members responded with 'We're sorry but at this time these rumors can be neither confirmed nor denied' (( At this time this information can be neither confirmed nor denied ))