**[[germ_compendium_nonsensica|The GERM Compendium Nonsensica Presents]]-** [[Johnson]], in 

==== the Johnson index: ==== 



1. [[germ_coppers|when coatracks learn to be real boys, alarums are raised]]

2. [[a_wedding_day_for_bryn_and_GK|when norse gods have their children to bless, weddings may occur]]

3. [[when_Johnson_and_Miss_Hellebore_became_home_invaders|running from swamp monsters, we find a cottage with three bowls of porridge]]((metaphorically speaking. more like blueberry pancakes, pens and Rossini's Petit Messe Sollennelle.))

4. [[mudlarking5|frog-days by the fountain]]

5. [[in_the_greenhouse_things_grow_wild| in the greenhouse, things grow wild]]

6. [[the_life_of_institutional_green|dead dogs and early days, in the Hall we're painting vegetables green]]

7. [[the_duel_of_the_french_fries| when trapped in a diner sign, swoon for the boys to duel.]]((now with 50% more fries!))

8. [[germ_paperwork:index|almost drown in a sea of paper, then threaten people's kneecaps before being chloroformed]]