**Contents of [[Calliaphone|Calliaphone's]] Cart (at last accounting)
**
  *<del>1 shovel, suspiciously like that belonging to Jon Bishop</del>
  *1 pair of best dungarees (turquoise-and-purple striped)
  *1 mini steam G-bot
  *1 patchwork Mouse-Thing ((name of Mouse-Thing))
  *1 wooden mantel-clock ((broken, and full of stale sandwich crumbs))
  *1 pair of purple-and-lilac boardshorts
  *1 live penguin ((name of Darren)) ((sometimes not in the cart but wandering around the island)) ((don't worry, he's a smart penguin, he can take care of himself))
  *1 mahogany box, containing papers
  *1 larger inlaid mahogany box, containing the workings of a musical box and some other steam-engine parts
  *43 rubber ducks, one with a kinky piercing
  *1 pair jewellers' clamps
  *Several issues of Steam Engineer Monthly, in a rather natty binder
  *2 blankets ((1 rather nicely-woven, thank you Stan))
  *1 bucket-of-mixed-tools
  *1 towel
  *Several packets of post-it notes
  *1 pianola ((name of Minnie))
  *1 set piston rods
  *1 tin-opener, attached to a length of string
  *Several handfulls of cocktail sticks
  *1 plastic wombat
  *1 box of assorted junk ((repaired))
  *1 large leather-bound book entitled //Differentiating the Engine: a mechanist's sourcebook//
  *1 pack fruit-scented marker pens
  *1 clockwork model heart ((missing some key components))
  *1 khaki-and-green bikini top with little bronze buckles
  *1 tiny mechanical hummingbird ((name of 909)) ((currently malfunctioning. If switched on, will only sing //Unchained Melody//)) ((Has been known to become violent when prevented from singing)) ((Actually, now sings //Unchained Melody// backwards, thanks to hours of Callia-therapy))
  *Large quantities of assorted sheet music
  *1 power-drill
  *1 bowler-hat, sorta glue-damaged. Usually contains sweets.
  *1 rolled-up portrait of her self ((painted by Asa Comeno))
  *1 pink-and-frilly can-can dress ((borrowed))
  *1 rough serge suit & woollen scarf ((er, yeah, also 'borrowed', that's it))
  *1 pair hobnail boots & 1 pair fingerless gloves ((definitely not stolen from anyone, nope))
  *1 splurge-gun and 1 cheeky-bakerboy's cap ((what are you saying?))
  *Assorted nuts and bolts and bits of wire and crate-wood
  *1 pair sunglasses
  *1 rice-cooker and serveral toasters (awaiting repair)
  *1 lemon-scented toilet puck
  *15 bars chocolate
  *1 Scorpion sub-machine pistol
  *<del>1 fruit-cake</del> Some crumbs
  *1 miniature brass ladder-chassis, with a burnished brass cylinder fixed to it
  *1 zipup rash-vest, in pink-and-orange-and-white
  *1 Reuge music box ((broken, on the to-do list))
  *1 bottle Johnnie Walker Blue Label
  *<del>1 jar Nutella (750g, empty except for a note)</del> ((BISSSHOPPPPP, GIVE IT BACK!))((It's mine now.))
  *2 more jars Nutella ((SO THERE, BISHOP, PAUL LO LOVES ME MORE'N YOU NA-NA-Na-NA-NA)) ((Who needs love when there's stealing? Give me about ten minutes and those will be gone, too.))
  *5 plastic dinosaurs ((Originally 8, but 2 of 'em went down the laundry chute and one went to someone as a gift)) ((Along with 2 hairbrushes, a pillow and a vase of flowers)) ((Oh come on, you would've done it too)) ((Blimey, you and [[germstaffmembers|Mountjoy]], what a pair of old women))
  *Several large rolls of stickers
  *1 badge-making machine
  *Numerous cans of food (1 x lychees, 1 x leeches, 2 x spag-monster-bol, 1 x wiener punk sausages, 1 x macaroni cheese, 1 x evaporated milk-beast, 1 x tigershark goddess steaks in brine, 1 x pilchards, 1 x dogends)