Caroline the Speed Medic finished her medical degree((In orthodontic dentistry, but one type of doctor is as good as another, right?)) at Johns Hopkins just before being shipped off to [[Improbable Island]].  Now, she works as one of the mercenaries that [[you]] can hire at the Mercenary Camp in [[Improbable Central]].((Other mercenaries are [[Insane Jane]] and the [[GRUNT Mobile Weapons Platform]].))  Once you hire her, she will join your quest and will assist you in [[jungle]] fights by healing your wounds.  She is not much use as a fighter, but she's darned good at first aid.((Which means maybe you won't die as fast.))