**Unfortunately, this may not exist anymore! Feel free to read what was left behind, but bear in mind you may not be able to use the information!**

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A small bird that lives on the island. Eats mice. and [[Kittymorph|Kittymorphs]]. and banananas. and science. Its gaze is fatal to all who meet it, and its feathers are made of newbies crushed by excessive improbability.((Its eggs make an OK omelette.))