A budget [[mount|horse]] is pretty much the worst possible mount.((You //might// get a better deal buying a [[Magical Mystery Meat Mount]], depending what effect you prefer and how long you want it for.)) ((And don't believe what you may hear.. He's a horse.. just call him 'horse' or whatever.  Not Tim.  Nope. Not at all.))[[rumor|Rumors]] have it that the budget horse eventually dies and is replaced by [[Son of a Budget Horse]].

The Budget Horse might be useful if the [[rumor|rumors]] are true, because the Son of a Budget Horse is supposed to be totally [[useful|awesome]].

Budget Horse is sold to Contestants at the Mike's Chop Shop located in NewHome for two Cigarettes.\\ Mike's Chop Shop buys Budget Horse for one Cigarette.