**Unfortunately, this contestant may not be on the island anymore! Feel free to read what they left behind, but bear in mind you may not get to use this information.**

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A latecomer at the end of the pilot season of Improbability Island, [[Bonez]] has amazed viewers with his lack of talent which failed to offset the ridiculous luck he experienced. The start of [[Season One]] saw a marked improvement in his skills which may or may not have to do with him joining the largest clan on the island, [[Sweet|Rockin' into Mordor]].

Rumour also has it that [[Bonez]] has discovered a shortcut to the [[Improbability Drive]] but lost the key to the door.