A mysterious force wielded by [[CavemanJoe]].  [[rumor|Rumored]] to be more powerful than any [[weapons|weapon]] that exists on the [[improbable island|Island]]((Even more powerful than the batchainsaw)), and even more powerful than the [[improbability drive|Drive]] itself.  It is theorized that the BanHammer works in such a way to control the forces of [[Improbability]] better than all [[Jokers]] put together.

However, no contestant has ever directly seen the BanHammer (or lived to tell the tale), so its existence is met with some [[drama|skepticism]].

It is also rumored that the hammer, when stirring tea with, sweetens it.((And thus, a better weapon can not possibly exist.))