====== Anti-Gravity Device ======
A device that defies Gravity.==== Methods of Creation ====
=== Common Method ===
There are many ways to implement an anti-gravity device, but the most common involves strapping a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat((Or willing [[Kittymorph]]))((Or unwilling Kittymorph, for the [[lulz]])). The cat must land on its feet, but the toast has to land buttered side down; therefore, the array simply spins in mid-air.
=== Other Methods ===
Due to the inherent improbability of [[Improbable Island]], every microwave has a small chance to spontaneously evolve into an anti-gravity device whenever you try to heat up a metal [[spork]]((This method isn't recommended, as every microwave has a very large chance to explode when you try to heat up a metal spork.))((Make sure the spork is metal. Plastic sporks just make your microwave //hungry//.)).((There are, of course, altrnatives to the metal spork.Each has a different effect. For instance, an aluminum spork will catch on fire while ,obviously, a wooden spork will call forth the evil hordes of bealzebub to reign terror upon the whole of the earth MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 20% of the time, anyway)).
==== Current Owners ====
The only current known owner of an anti-gravity device is [[Johnny Dangerous]], who arrived on the island with the device safely hidden up his bum. Unfortunately, no one knows the full tactical advantage such a device provides, as he uses it solely for party tricks and to lift up women's skirts.