Why are we ambushing hamsters, pray tell?  Do they have guns?  Explosives?  Knives?  Dirty bombs?  Hmmmmm?  No, they're just inoffensive little fuzzy rodents that have a predilection for corn, aren't they?  Your mother and I have talked to you about this!((. . . Well, they're quite tasty. I should know.))((We use proper footnote formatting in this household, mister!!!  Does someone need a time out?))((Time out is for sissies. On Improbable Island we have KNOCKOUT.))((Stay out of this, Little Mac!))