**Unfortunately, this contestant may not be on the island anymore! Feel free to read what they left behind, but bear in mind you may not get to use this information.**

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====== Alex MacMillan ======
  * A dubious fruit of unknown origin.((Possibly Scottish-American))
  * Known member of a group known as a [[aib|"train-wreck of win and awesome."]]
  * Frequently spotted((like a giraffe)) with a particularly fuzzy [[Tyler Durham|aubergine]] and a very spiky marshmallow containment unit.((Who goes by the name of Norman))