The **[[germ_compendium_nonsensica|GERM Compendium Nonsensica]]** presents. . . [[Calliaphone|Calliaphone]], in:

===== madness in which Calliaphone has been involved ===== 

1. [[the_gremlin_at_the_library| Calliaphone and the Library Gremlin]]

2. [[christmas_carol| A Christmas Carol]]

3. [[Singing_toasters|But father, I'd rather just... sing]]

4. [[Elf and Safety]]

5. [[The Toilet Saga|The Toilet Saga, or Adventures in Plumbing]]

6. [[arbuthnot|The Origins of the Arbuthnot Myth]]

7. [[ari_and_dave_s_wedding| Ari and Dave GET MARRIED]]

8. [[ticker_trouble| Ticker Trouble- or, What Makes G Tick]]

9. [[the_not_wedding| When Calliaphone almost got married]]

10. [[The Gopher Chronicles]]

11. [[the_heist| When GERM decided to investigate the banking system]]

12. [[Calliacrobatics|Calliacrobatics, or - Philosophy on a Balance Beam]]

13. [[beltaine| Beltaine- The Spring Festival]]

14. [[The tale of the accordion and the badge making machine]]

15. [[how_to_win_friends_and_influence_people| When Dave slid down the banister in Dunbernarding]]

16. [[the_ascent_of_mount_pigeonhole| Scaling Mount Pigeonholes]]

17. [[our_house| A Song For GERM]]

18. [[germ_villainy| When we were evil]]

19. [[does_what_it_says_on_the_tin|A Tin-Opener is Mended]], or- [[Egbert|Introducing Egbert]]

20. [[Callia_training| Calliaphone in training]]

21. [[The_Calliafrog| The Calliafrog]]

22. [[callia_and_the_shovel| Calling a Shovel a Spade]]

23. [[the_improbable_island_irregulars|When Calliaphone assembled an...erm...army?]]

23. [[Violets_is_not_the_answer| Violets is not the answer]]

24. [[piano_monster| The Piano Monster, or - A Music Lesson]]

25. [[the_life_of_institutional_green|The Life and Death of Institutional Green]]

26. [[skateboarding into trouble| How Callia became a joker]]